When you find pacifiers in your purse and your car keys in the diaper bag. And you know you're a germ-a-phobe mother when you find the two touching.
When you scream out of joy because you finally nailed Dr. Seuss' book, Fox In Socks, during story time. Okay, I hope at least one person can relate.
When you are certain your child is THE cutest kid ever. And you don't blame it on being biased, it's just pure fact.
When spending $20 on a pair of shoes that will fit your child for about two months is okay, but the thought of spending $40 on shoes that will last you a lifetime is just ridiculous. My child looks cute in converses, mint green ones to be exact.
When unfolded laundry is best met with a baby playing peek-a-boo. Who cares about wrinkles these days.
When hearing the word "Mama" for the first time is more exciting than hearing that there is going to be a "Magic Mike 2." Now, if only I can get Channing Tatum to call me Mama. I'm sorry, did I just really type that?